Hi, this is Andy Valencia. Sorry for the inconvenience in getting
in touch with me, but this little form is to permit me to put a little
breathing room between me and all the spammers on the Internet (I was
getting about 500,000 characters of spam per day before I implemented
my strange new E-mail system).
Just fill in the fields below, and when you hit the "submit" button,
this information will be sent over for me to see when I'm next near
a computer. I'll be back in touch as soon as possible. Thanks